Issue 02.2 : December 1st 2002 : Free DECEMBER 2002

THIS ISSUE Regular Features News and Sport 'Pond Life and I-Spy St. Matts Fashion Reviews: Film, TV, Theatre, Games, Music 28 Days Later, Donnie Darko, Buffy Season 6, I'm Alan Partridge, Master Harold and the Boys, GTA: Vice, Pearl Jam, J-Walk Angry Young Man on the Bond franchise The Spoof An Interview with Craig David Listings Special Features Save Halley Nursery Bristol Ditties Back to home page

EDITORIAL Hello and welcome to the second issue of The Mutts Nuts. I hope you managed to track down a copy of the elusive first issue. If not, then please accept my apologies. You see, in going in line with the general student lifestyle, our budget is extremely tight. At the moment, we can only print around 200 issues and, as there are over one thousand people at this campus, this makes a copy of The Mutts Nuts about as rare as a punter who thinks that First Buses actually provide this city with a top class public transportation service. That is why I must embark on a quest to that concrete monstrosity which calls itself 'Frenchay'. Once there, I will seek an audience with the lovely Emma Judd in order to plead for some more doh-ray-mee. (Are you reading this Emma? You were a fantastic editor last year! Oh yeah, and your skills as UWE's communications officer are superb! Er…can we have more cash now, please?) Anyway, that's enough of all that. If you want to read about finance, then pop over to W.H Smiths and have a sift through the pink pages of the F.T. If, however you are after the latest news from our fair campus, some informative reviews, top fashion advice, sports info or are just in need of a good giggle, then read on. You wont be disappointed! Oh, and before you abandon Bristol for the festive break, be sure to look out for our mini Christmas special which will be hot off the press (well, photocopier) sometime in mid-December. Rob Lordan

In the beginning was the word. But it wasn’t a very good word and it looked boring all there by itself. So we put some other words next to it and turned it into a paragraph. Then we put lots of paragraphs together and suddenly we had some articles and a magazine was born. And it was good, so we called it the Mutt’s Nuts. And now we’ve put all the words into a computer where you can reach it any time of the day or night. We printed the wrong address in the last issue just to prove that even wordy people like us can be a bit daft at times. But here’s the right one: www.oocities.org/mattsmuttsnuts/index The Mutt’s Nuts: Online. The next step will be to have the whole magazine tattooed onto the inside of your eyelids. But you’ll have to wait a bit for that.