Sam's Corner
Here's the section where Sam (Jaba Joe Junior) explains the world the way he sees it.
Skool
Translation:
Hello, my name is Sam. I go to McFatter High. Our Spanish teacher is Mrs. Arias, she said I am good at Spanish. Our 3rd hour class was Geography with Mrs. Coburn. We had a map test on Canada and the U.S., it was harder than I thought. (Brad) Fafard failed the test. I was sniffing Matt's Expo dry-erase markers and got high. In our 4th hour, the teacher wasn't there and we had a substitute. The air conditioning went out and it got hot! The fire alarm went off so we got out early. While on the bus, water dripped on Jason and he got wet.
Video Game Reviews
Back to the Anime Bus Stop
Skool - 9/23
Skool - 9/26
Hola, me como el Jaba Joe Junior. Me go to school in McFatter. Ms. Ariass es our espanol teacher. She's hottt. And Ms. 3rd period lady is hotttt in herre. We had a test in geography class and it was hard. Fafard. I saw Power Stone and got high off Harrie Potter. 4th period was hotttt in herre. The teacher got high and we had a subsitute. And she was HOTTT. Then the fire alarm went off and we got off the bus and the indian boy got peed on in the eye by the bus.
super mario sunshine - a game i never played before.. rating 10/10
Micky Mouse - for Gamecube - I've never player this awesome game before, but the commercial was funnie and awesome. I gave this game a 9/10 instead of 10/10 because this game is for gamecube. And a gamecube is purple. This game was fun I recommend you buy it. Rating: 9/10
Hola, it's me Jaba Joe Junior. Today in Ms. Ariass class while she checked my paper. She said it was perfecto that means i'm cool in spanish. I think she is attracted to me. But so is Mr. Jac, Ms. Ccoburn, and Ms. Bentley. They think I'm hott. Mr. Jac stoled my red pen and gave it back today. I was gonna beat him up. Fufard. In geography we had a test. And when she handed it out to me, she said I was purdy full. I'm so hot!! It's gettin hot in herre. Then in ms. Bentley class the computer got jack because the indian boy and fufard peed on the zip drive. She said I was hot and I was missing two assignment. Fufard's mom is mean.
Hola, it's me Jaba Joe Junior. This morning I had Fr00tie Pebbles laced with lsd (j/k). And just before Mr. Ariass class we gathered up our gang and busted the sweaty gang up. We bootlegged them. Today in Mr. Ariass class she had this fat chunky girl check our homework. If we did our homework the fat tubby girl would stamp it. I did my homework and got a stamp and a cholito (that means a check in spanish). Then the tub of jello said I was perfecto. Good for me... =). I also drew prettyful pictures on my homework and a happy face. The teacher thought I was smart. In Mr. Jac class he was wearing a poncho that looked like a dress. I asked him if he made it himself and he said he's gonna fail me. I'm gonna get my gang on him. In Ms. Bentley class she was smokin sum harrie POTter, and gave us tons of work and never explained any of it. I didn't do it and she gave me a 108% in her class. I had a 16% yesterday and today I raised it to a 108%. I'm so smart...........................