| TOTAL RECALL |
| Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminates his competition; Lands a new role as California's Governor |
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| (MR) A long long time ago, I was watching "Demolition Man" with Colin. During that film, Sandra Bullock explains how the Arnold Schwarzenegger Library was founded... the Library awarded to someone when they become the President of the United States. Back then I said "No way... if Arnold Schwarzenegger becomes President I'll re-gain respect for government officials." Well... uh... that might not be so far off now that Arnold Schwarzenegger is California's Governor! 56 year-old Iron Man and former Mr. Universe was elected as California's new Governor during the Recall Election. The rundown: California's citizenry couldn't stand the last guy they had. They needed someone new... |
| someone they could trust. Someone who could get the job done. What did California need? Their own real-life Terminator. Who could be more effective than that? And amazingly, within a matter of hours, he'd already made his first assessment and plans to totally recall the car tax that his predessecor created. Wow... I already forgot that has-been's name. Oh well, out with the old, in with the new. |
| Okay, enough about his winning the election. What's in the future for this giant of all giants? I think he should run one more time in California. His ad campaign could use the slogan "I'll be back." In fact, my money say's he will, just because I posted it here, and we all know how influential I am with the Government (no, I wasn't a White House intern). Anyhoo, then he should run for President. If Al Sharpton can run for President, why not Ahnuld?!? And think about it... his competition is probably going to be Hilary Clinton, and we can't let her become President... we've had more than enough scandal in the White House. Richard Nixon and Watergate, Ronald Reagan and his stupidity, Bill Clinton and his sexual behavior, George w. Bush with his strange obsession with dressing poodles like schoolgirls and watching them lick their own.... oh my god, did I let that slip out? Oh well. he should be impeached anyway. Who would you rather have as your Chief of Staff... Arnold Schwarzenegger, beloved and successful movie star from Austria, or George Bush Junior, washed up by-product of the 80's who did so much coke he flunked out of Rehab? You make the call. It's not a tumor. |
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