So, you've got yourself a few extra bucks, and don't know how to waste it, eh? Well, I've got an idea... You can buy some junk at my OFFICIAL ONLINE STORE! Yeah, that's right, I've got my own place on the net to sell over- priced garbage to fun-loving people like yourself, who absolutely need my promotional gibberish to keep you entertained.
Okay, to be quite honest, I don't actually expect anyone to buy any of this stuff. I'm not saying you're not allowed... I'd love it if you'd give me money AND promote my website @ the same time. But don't think I'll be offended if you window shop and that's it. The only reason this is here is because a long time ago, on my old-old website, someone joked that I should add a store, and thanks to www.cafepress.com, I can do that now. Okay, go look at my stuff!
-Matt Rock |
