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In this section, we will endeavour to show you how to spot a Boy Racer, by clothing worn, cars driven, and mating rituals........................

Now then, this chappie here, Is called "Ali G". He drives a "Renault 5 GiT Turbo", and wears funny clothes. He also speaks funny too..So, if you get cut up at the roundabout by some youngster in a wheeled shoebox, and he hangs out of the window, and shouts: "Rispec to the West Staines Massive", "Ayyy", or "Hear me now", chances are, you have been Tango'd. If you happen to be female, he might shout: "You is a right fit Julie....me is wantin to knob you, Ayyyy"

Now, on to recognition by Attire. Nearly all Boy Racers, will wear Cheap looking, Shiny Tracksuits, festooned in the logo to the left. This is the "Kappa" Logo, which really stands for "Kids Always Pissing People About", which is what these creatures specialise in........

Now, Left, we see a strange mating ritual, that young girlies use, to attract Boy Racers, for sexual purposes. The general scientific theory is as follows: When a "Cruise" happens, lots of Dilly Boys gather with their cars. The females attend, in order to facilitate mating, but are too embarassed to approach a "Maxed" Nova 1.2 Merit, or a Sierra 1.6 Laser with full Cosworth Kit and RS 7 Spokes, so they expose their chests in the hope of attracting attention. However, no one can be sure if this theory is true, as Scientists have yet to find anybody at a Cruise, who is intelligent enough to understand the question.