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168 Ways to Tell You're a HKer | ||||||||||||||
61. You have many tips that other people do not know 62. You like to skate 63. You play badminton 64. You are a great liar 65. You can act 66. You love the number "8" 67. You drink vita soy drink 68. You are greedy 69. You take more food than you can eat in buffet 70. You recycle 71. You pay your utility bills at the last minute 72. You have pets and wish for a "Totoro" 73. You don't smoke as much as Big Green people 74. You can easily integrate into any environment and society 75. You sleep at 4:00 am in the morning 76. You have a family car with license plate "888" or "168" 77. You wear swatch 78. You eat instant noodles 79. You hate to walk 80. You like to read "Tin Ha" 81. You like to sleep 82. You don't sing any national anthem 83. You hate nerds (is this how you spell it?) 84. You rush through your homework and study at the last minute 85. You ask other HKer, "when are you going back to Hong Kong?" instead of, "when are you going to Hong Kong?" (in cantonese) 86. You like snack 87. You know who is "Goen Suet Far" 88. You live in Sunset or Richmond district in San Francisco 89. You have more remote controls than you actually need 90. You have a compact walkman the size of a tape 91. You have a discman 92. You don't buy duplicated tapes or CDs 93. You drive an Integra 94. You read "Sing Tao" instead of "World Journal" or "China Press" 95. You are not selfish 96. You've had at least one girlfriend or boyfriend 97. You use lead pencil instead of regular pencil 98. You use a pencil box 99. You are the most talkative person among your friends 100. You are the nosiest person in public 101. You have a pager, although you may not need one 102. You have a kind and warm heart 103. You like to use Hong Kong slangs 104. You like to abbreviate everything, you read "reg" instead of "registration". you read "sem" instead of "semester" 105. You like to call your friends by nicknames 106. You immigrated to other parts of the world because of "Big Green." 107. You know what embarrass means!! 108. Your house is neat and clean! 109. Your fish tank is clear, not Green 110. People from China Hate you! (But they act like they like you) 111. YOU HATE NEXT YEAR -- 1997 112. You don't try to be funny, you are born funny 113. You KNOW you hate "some" people that try to act like they're from HK 114. You are always up to date about everything 115. Chan is spell C.H.A.N. not C.H.E.N. 116. Don't think every little thing is inch like the BIG GREEN ppl 117. Hate BIG GREEN ppl 118. Much much smarter than everybody especially the BIG GREEN ppl 119. You Ho Wand Duck...<---read in cantonese 120. Hong Kong ppl don't have to act like they are from Hong Kong like the BIG GREEN ppl do 121. You love to play snooker 122. You don't use email as much as Americans even though you have an email account 123. You drink Sunshine Lemon Tea 124. You know what "Low-B" mean 125. You hate baseball 126. You can tell the big differences between TVB & ATV 127. You eat curry fish balls very often 128. You play HK-style basketball 129. You eat Tong Tong Won Ton Noodles 130. You drink "Afternoon Tea" 131. You use "Tempo" more than "Kleenex" 132. You don't know Victoria is Hong Kong's capital 133. You know what does "Big Ear Hole" mean 134. You ride a bike for fun 135. You have eaten at Happy Valley restaurants before 136. You drink HK-Style milk tea 137. You always go to 7-11 138. You always go to Circle-K 139. If you are a male, you don't want to be called "Robert" 140. If you are a female, you don't want to be called "Lulu" |
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