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168 Ways to Tell You're a HKer
61. You have many tips that other people do not know
62. You like to skate
63. You play badminton
64. You are a great liar
65. You can act
66. You love the number "8"
67. You drink vita soy drink
68. You are greedy
69. You take more food than you can eat in buffet
70. You recycle
71. You pay your utility bills at the last minute
72. You have pets and wish for a "Totoro"
73. You don't smoke as much as Big Green people
74. You can easily integrate into any environment and society
75. You sleep at 4:00 am in the morning
76. You have a family car with license plate "888" or "168"
77. You wear swatch
78. You eat instant noodles
79. You hate to walk
80. You like to read "Tin Ha"
81. You like to sleep
82. You don't sing any national anthem
83. You hate nerds (is this how you spell it?)
84. You rush through your homework and study at the last minute
85. You ask other HKer, "when are you going back to Hong Kong?" instead
    of, "when are you going to Hong Kong?" (in cantonese)
86. You like snack
87. You know who is  "Goen Suet Far"
88. You live in Sunset or Richmond district in San Francisco
89. You have more remote controls than you actually need
90. You have a compact walkman the size of a tape
91. You have a discman
92. You don't buy duplicated tapes or CDs
93. You drive an Integra
94. You read "Sing Tao" instead of "World Journal" or "China Press"
95. You are not selfish
96. You've had at least one girlfriend or boyfriend
97. You use lead pencil instead of regular pencil
98. You use a pencil box
99. You are the most talkative person among your friends
100. You are the nosiest person in public
101. You have a pager, although you may not need one
102. You have a kind and warm heart
103. You like to use Hong Kong slangs
104. You like to abbreviate everything, you read "reg" instead of
     "registration".  you read "sem" instead of "semester"
105. You like to call your friends by nicknames
106. You immigrated to other parts of the world because of "Big Green."
107. You know what embarrass means!!
108. Your house is neat and clean!
109. Your fish tank is clear, not Green
110. People from China Hate you!  (But they act like they like you)
111. YOU HATE NEXT YEAR --  1997
112. You don't try to be funny, you are born funny
113. You KNOW you hate "some" people that try to act like they're from HK
114. You are always up to date about everything
115. Chan is spell C.H.A.N. not C.H.E.N.
116. Don't think every little thing is inch like the BIG GREEN ppl
117. Hate BIG GREEN ppl
118. Much much smarter than everybody especially the BIG GREEN ppl
119. You Ho Wand Duck...<---read in cantonese
120. Hong Kong ppl don't have to act like they are from Hong Kong like
     the BIG GREEN ppl do
121. You love to play snooker
122. You don't use email as much as Americans even though you have an
     email account
123. You drink Sunshine Lemon Tea
124. You know what "Low-B" mean
125. You hate baseball
126. You can tell the big differences between TVB & ATV
127. You eat curry fish balls very often
128. You play HK-style basketball
129. You eat Tong Tong Won Ton Noodles
130. You drink "Afternoon Tea"
131. You use "Tempo" more than "Kleenex"
132. You don't know Victoria is Hong Kong's capital
133. You know what does "Big Ear Hole" mean
134. You ride a bike for fun
135. You have eaten at Happy Valley restaurants before
136. You drink HK-Style milk tea
137. You always go to 7-11
138. You always go to Circle-K
139. If you are a male, you don't want to be called "Robert"
140. If you are a female, you don't want to be called "Lulu"
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