| HAIKU PAGE! |
| The haiku is a great art form, probably my favorite alongside the limerick, but easier to write. Check out some of my original haikus below! And don't read too much into them. |
| Secret paper stash Stay away greedy vultures! The paper is mine! |
| Toaster burns my bread I hate it when it's that dark Breakfast is ruined |
| Calculator Jazz My books are so expensive Degree, where are you? |
| I want a pot pie Vegetables, gravy, and beef Takes too long to cook |
| Bipedal monkey You call yourself a human? Glorified primate |
| 10 fingers, 10 toes Minimum requirements No mutants here please! |
| Dogs are so tasty Eat it because you're hungry Hey, It's not that bad |
| Blenders chop things up Where did my pet mouse go? MR. JINGLES, NO!!!! |
| School starts on wednesday So many classes to take No more sleeping in |
| Simpsons well written Such wonderful satire Thank you Matt Groening |
| Stupid canned mushrooms Botulism is a bitch I want to die now |
| Haikus are so great I write them when I am bored Life, why do you suck? |
| Bright light shining down One hundred watts of power The light is my god |
| Star Trek, a great show Stars that fly past are bright lights King of Dorks am I |
| DJs eating bugs Music burns my ears tonight Tuna Helper rocks |
| Man I am so drunk Dizziness is so much fun Whiskey is awesome |
| Moses was a Jew Parting the Red Sea is fun Just ten commandments? |
| Post office crowded Extremely inefficient 34 cent stamps |
| 99 degrees Sweat pours out from my body I could use a beer |
| Haikus getting old Why waste more time reading these? MBJ's Main Page |