Resolutions for 2001

It is the New Year.  Here are my resolutions in no particular order:

Resolved that I will:
(1) hit the gym at least 4 times a week,
(2) save more money and spend less,
(3) spend more quality time with myself, my family, and Mr. Happy,
(4) do a better job keeping in touch with friends,
(5) do a better job updating my websites
(6) eat healthier
(7) have more sex
(8) masturbate less
(9) meet intelligent women
(10) clean the apartment more often

I`ve done a pretty good job on all of them so far except for #7,8,9.  But its not really my fault.  Because #9 isn`t working out, that naturally impacts #7.  And because #7 isn`t going well, that of course relates to the sucess of #8.  Maybe I need to set more realistic goals...