| The Adventures of Nova (and his swedish penis tounge) |
| Adventure 1. "The Begining". One day Nova woke up in his usual delerious state of an acid abuser, his flashbacks of killing goats with his bear hands had come back, and were harsher than ever. Sweating like a giant walnut he got out of bed and danced a little, popped more pills and went to his 9 o'clock lecture. On his return he was greated by Geordie Dave and Jimbo who noticed something strange about his mouth area. There were bulges....(and not pills) Scared and confused he ran to his room to check in the mirror only to find he had grown a penis for a tongue. He wasn't afraid so said hello. The penis replied "halla dar! vem ar ni?" which was swedish for Hello, who are you?. Nova did not understand swedish so just smiled and stroked it, propelling jucies all over his room. As there friendship grew, everybody became suspicious of Nova's secret and one day Jimbo and Dave witnessed his penis, he denied it was there, but we knew it was real. Anyway he had a sudden erge to make the flat some dinner. So he got out his stash of acid and meat. He was going to put the acid in the meal but he "accidently" took it all, and went on a huge fucking acid trip. He then realised that he needed some pasta and so with the help of some hungry hungry nipples and a baseball bat called Ernie who lived in his trousers he made some. . He made them out of objects that floated past like those large ants that used a toothpaste catapult to enter the kitchen. When he finally came round (a few days later) he discovered he had started a pasta company. And we have the proof!!!!! |
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| photo courtesy of Nova's penis products ltd. |
| If you would like to try some of this products please send a stamped addressed envelope to;- Nova Penis Products Ltd (NPP) Supernova 1987a Milky Way Acid Land Sweden... |
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| Name- Nova Age- The rings on hs leg suggest 18 Height- 8" WHEN HAPPY Drug- Acid. Inspiration- Las Vegas,Any drugs, 70's disco, Hobbies- Learning Swedish, Acid Trips ** REMEMBER KIDS IT IS BAD TO DO DRUGS, NOVA DOES THIS UNDER ADULT SUPERVISION, (however the adults also do it so...)*** |
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