Nova Trips Again

"The Great Pie in the Sky"

It was just another normal day in the great house of Meat, that was untill Nova woke up and an assortment of bizzare and wonderfull things began to happen.

It was around midday when the drugs started to kick in. He had purchased them from a bum in the town centre in return for Sweedish leasons as the the bum was certain that he was going to be King of Sweeden in 2209 (this was after Nova had given him some acid of course!). But these pills were of a potent kind and before long Nova was flying in a strange new world. It was here he first met the King of the Pie. Nova was flying towards a large meat pie when he was suddenly sucked in through a straw into its goey insides.

Nova wandered through the maze of meat and gravy untill he came accross a large door made of pie crust. It swung open to reveal the King of Pie. "Hello, Nova, we have been expecting you." said the King. Nova was happy and danced a little before his tounge allerted him to the fact that this was a halucination and all the Pie people should be killed.

Nova liked the sound of this so he pulled out his machine gun he kept in his ear and began to shoot cold mustard at the Pie people.

The Kinp of Pie slumped against his throne as he died. His last words to Nova were "I will return......If you ever trip again I will be there to kill you......hahahahahahahahahahahaha" He then vanished, leaving behind some popers and ice cream.

It was about twelve hours later that Nova returned to some kind of reality, the tase of gravy in his mouth. He remembered the Pie mans last words and decided it was time he finally took a real gun on his trips instead of a mustard gun. He then took some of the poppers, had a rave in the laundry room and went to bed.....all in all a sucessfull day.

Lets take more pills