This page is devoted to the alternate states that we tend to get into here at the University of Chicago on the little amount of time we have off...which isn't often...but, as you can see -we make up for it.

Yessss. Pretty ladies. Max would like to give you a little kissy kissy...

This is Caitlin's favorite picture of all time. Max and Joel being cracked out and insanely happy on the CTA make her feel much the same way.

The four most beautiful women in Max P Central, and the only ones who engage in the art of herbal smoking. Perhaps it is that that makes us so lucious.

And a race of creepy bubbleheaded white people who are very high will some day control the world. Indeed.

Nora is armed and dangerous with weed smoking capacities! Try and steal her weed...she'll beat the shit out of you!

Robert and Rishi are roomates. Rishi puts up with a lot of shit. But in the end, when the drugs and alcohol are consumed, they truely love one another.

Meghan and Robert. Doing what we do best.

Gia and Sheena are not morally opposed to a little smokey-smokey.

Sheena says "I'm the drink martian!" Gia says, (drunkenly) "YEAH YOU ARE!" Nora says, "O!"

ROOOIGHT. Nice one brovah! Sheena gives a big smile as Meredith attempts to recreate a rabid rabbit.

Tex is one crazy mother fucker. He was once high for 2 days straight last quarter. Rishi felt somewhat violated at times due to this "problem".

Heil Max! Heil Max! Furer of da dope. Look at his minions...they love their Max!

Rishi on Ice. Nuff said.

You can never go wrong with frosted flakes at 4 am in the morning... WHEN YOU'RE STONED!

Joel and Alex..contemplating the wonders of the el.