TOP 10 PEOPLE I STRONGLY DISLIKE

10. People that like the prequels: The Star Wars prequels are among the worst movies ever made.  Most people recognize this when it comes to Episode 1, but there are a lot of people who staunchly defend Episode 2.  "There's a Yoda fight scene!"  Oh, wow, you're right, that one scene totally made up for those other 99 bad ones.  What I was I thinking? 9. Ben Affleck:  A) He's an jerk.  B) He looks like a jerk.  C) He dates all the good women.  D) He hasn't done anything good besides the Jay and Silent Bob films. 8. Guys that proudly watch the O.C.: Is there anything worse than watching the O.C.?  Yes: knowing guys who watch it.  It's like being friends with a child molester.  He's your friend, so you don't want to call the cops, but you know you should because there's something very, very wrong with him.  For the sake of the Ithaca College community, I've included pictures of guys who watch the O.C.:

7. Conservatives: Conservatives routinely employ scare-tactics to promote their selfish agenda designed to make the rich richer at the expense of the already-poor class.  Conservatives preach hate, fear, intolerance, and gluttony. Also many carcinogenic chemicals which should be illegal are kept from regulation by conservative politicians, who defend the rights of businesses to use these chemicals and thus give us cancer.  Don't believe me?  Read a book. 6. "Liberals": I've known (and continue to know) a lot of "liberals."  These are the kids who brag about how left-wing they are and then happily idolize whichever MTV rapper happens to be degrading his race that week.  Their heroes are gangstas and athletes, but lord knows they're terrified of the "ghetto," which for them is anything outside of suburbia.  You want equality?  Stop buying into the ghetto myth.  It's not helping.

5. People that call everything "gay":  "That's so gay!"  This pisses me off, and I'm not even one of the kids that gets this.  The kids that say this, besides being homophobic, always use it to describe every freakin thing.  "Man, football is gay."  "You don't play football? That's so gay."  Go buy a dictionary, or are dictionaries too gay for you? 4. Girls that like assholes: Some girls, and I'm not saying who, are constantly attracted to assholes.  You'll be at a party and everything will be cool and then some asshole will walk in the room and these girls are like, "O-M-G, there's an asshole.  I must give that kid dome."  I can't explain this phenomena, but it happened all the time in high school and I'm still pissed about it.  Click here to see a diagram of how this works.

3.  Red Sox Fans: Man, do I hate Sox fans, with their, "No-mah" and their, "You're a re-tahd" and the whatnot.  To be fair, they did win the World Series...4 months ago.   I shouldn't have to spend my New Year's Eve  listening to Sox fans chant "Yankess suck"  in MONTREAL, CANADA.  Now, I figure that the Sox fans are rational, intelligent people.  They wouldn't just keep cheering becuase they're jerks or anything.  So to help out these people out, I've included a newspaper clipping from  last month..

2. Bandwagon Red Sox Fans:  It's one thing to be stupid and obnoxious from the start, but to suddenly join in just because that's the cool thing to do? Bandwagon Red Sox fans, you are worse than the real thing.

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1.  Drunk Red Sox Fans: Take everything I've said about Red Sox fans, bandwagon Red Sox fans, assholes, and girls that like them, and then multiply it by 20 and you'll probably have someone half as obnoxious as a drunk Red Sox fan.  In the party of baseball, Sox fans are the drunken assholes who refuse to let you take their keys.

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So those are the Top 10 People I Strongly Dislike.  If you're offended by this list it's probably because you're on it, in which case I don't really care what you think.  If you're not offended by this...cool.  Let's go out and get something to eat and talk about how much drunk Sox fans suck.

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