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| THE DIAGRAM OF WHO GETS LAID | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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| A while back I was talking to my good friends Jess Brock and Shasha P. Jamas about my sexual frustration. "It's not fair!" I whined angstily. "Women get laid whenver they want." Shasha, never one to miss a beat, retorted, "Wait, these girls aren't having sex with themselves. They're having sex with guys, so obviously guys are getting laid too." Shasha had a good point. Most of these women are having sex with guys. So why is it that I'm not one of them? Well, Jess and Shasha, today I have an answer for you. Behold, the Diagram of Who Gets Laid! |
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| I know there are a lot of people out there who are seeing this work of absolute truth and thinking, "No way. That's totally untrue." Well, for those of you who don't believe me, I've posted a picture of Ethan Russell for no related reason. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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| For no related reason... | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| BAM! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Click here to go back to Top 10 People I Strongly Dislike | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Or click here to go home. Doesn't matter to me. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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| "Now, as I've said before, I had nothing to do with this diagram. Why, I've never even BEEN laid!" | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| This diagram was dutifully compiled by Evan Engel who, appropriately enough, will not be getting laid tonight. | |||||||||||||||||||||||