| You know you’re a Loyola freshman because: * you wonder who thought a Greyhound would be an intimidating mascot * they tell you the guy/girl ratio is 40/60, but you know it's really more like 30/70 * you got all A's in high school, but now are borderline flunking out * you go to Gator’s on Wednesday night and Rootie’s on Saturday night to “get all you can out of all you can” * you know (and love) Jay and T * you were brought up Catholic but haven’t been to church since confirmation * you party in the Pit at least one night a month (esp if you live in MCY) * your other favorite spot is Wynnewood 106 - and you know the boys there rock * your favorite sport is beer pong, and you know who beat “the dynasty” * you’re from Long Island, New York, New Jersey, or Pennsylvania * if you say you’re from New York, everyone knows that means you aren’t from Long Island * your freshman suite is larger than your first apartment will be – and the kitchen floor is always sticky * you wear Abercrombie and Fitch, J Crew, and American Eagle … every day. Girls get their going-out shirts from Forever 21 and Express. * you will pay any amount of cash for alcohol, but won’t buy anything else unless you can put it on your Evergreen * Squeaky makes your deli sandwiches at Primo’s (hey … you want a pickle with that?!) * you only go to Boulder if you live in Butler, Hammerman, or MCY (in which case you go to Primo's for dinner anyway) * you steal from Primo's * if you live in Wynnewood, you are annoyed by fire alarms at least one night a week * you or someone you know went to high school at Saint Anthony’s, Chaminade, or the Prep * you share a library with CONDOM (College Of Notre Dame Of Maryland) * you can quote fluently from Office Space, The Breakfast Club (your favorite movie), Say Anything, and Good Will Hunting * you watch Friends with religious fervor * you live for Dave Matthews Band, but also listen to OAR, Dispatch, and John Mayer * you avoid walking down York Road at night * you live on Easy Mac, Cup Noodles, and Domino's breadsticks |