| Some fun quotes i dug up just for you ... |
| everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974, it's a scientific fact ~homer j simpson duct tape is like the Force it has a light side it has a dark side and it holds the universe together talk is cheap, lies will cost you no matter who you are, no matter what you do, no matter how strong you are, no matter if you're black of white, male or female, you cannot, i repeat you cannot fold a piece of paper more than 13 times legitimitely if it weren't for venetian blinds, it'd be curtains for us all bananas are the opposite of stoplights ... on a stoplight, green means "go", yellow means "slow down", and red means "stop". on a banana, green means "slow down", yellow means "go", and red means, "where the f*** did you get that banana??" don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die erotic is when you use a feather. kinky is when you use the whole chicken it's 10 o'clock - do you know where your clitoris is? ~The Vagina Monologues let's play spin the bottle! ~al i've got guns! ~jones i'll shoot the tires out!! ~jones again fighting for peace is like f***ing for virginity ~marc i hate boys, im becoming a nun! ~miggy that shit be skinny, yo! ~lauren you know, that white stuff that comes off when you lick it ~beta you've got enough shoes. what you need is some booty (and ..) you've been working hard on that tight ass ... isn't it about time someone else did? WAKE UP AMERICA, THERE'S SEX TO BE HAD! ~themood.com I can't help but think that if the world was really a high school, that damn USA would be stealing Finland's homework and shoving Peru in its locker. ~dollarshort.org ya little hobag ~miggy ya little diva ~miggy ya little smoke detector ~meg m *2002-2003* when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro ~hunter s thompson could you guys wait until i get back from alcohol counselling to start drinking? ~lex whats the fish gonna do, cover its gills with its fins and strangle itself? ~terri (acting this out) you know, the donkey that climbed up the empire state building? ~meesh, re: king kong it smells like the east coast ~terri why would i want to cuddle with a dead body? ~beta no everybody does, im sexy! ~terri she had an orgasm! ~beta why? ~meesh im still owed birthday sex ~lex me too ... 19 years worth! ~terri 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... sober! ~beta 1 2 3 fuck you! i just puked for half an hour! ~terri your foot reminds me of a nap ~terri (to mollys foot) canooo? i imagine youd end up in florida ... or DEAD! ~kathys doctor, spring break trip to georgia i hate kids!! im glad i never was one! ~meg k chercher l'accord parfait, sans jamais le trouver ~autour de lucie home, home on the range ... |