UPDATUS IMPORTANTIUS: The War on International Military Power has stretched to meet the Homestarmy at homestarrunner.com!
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| UCDSCDRFA MINISRTY OF MAKING THINGS ASPLODE - Late on Thursday evening, the Late Yet Great Ruler and the Minister of Making Things Asplode met to discuss the possibility of a great war, focused mainly on erradicating the armies of the world. This war, dubbed the War on International Military Power, was conceived by our deceased ruler, Melon the Green, when he stumbled upon information concerning a certain robot army lead by none other than Robot Frank, the recently-deemed Terrorist and National Threat (Titles and Awards Ceremony 2006). Robot Frank has not yet commented on the actions being taken against his PUNY, FLEA-RIDDEN, MINDLESS ZOMBIE HORDE since the decision to make war was made. Do not be mistaken, however. This fight against Robot Frank and his MINISCULE, DEFENSELESS, RUSTING BRIGANDS is only the first step in the War on International Military Power. The Rotting Ruler is currently looking for more people to pick on. UPDATUS IMPORTANTIUS: The War on International Military Power has stretched to meet the Homestarmy at homestarrunner.com! |
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| ABOVE: The Great Ruler (Center), the Minister of Making Things Asplode (Right) and Vice Despot Colnel Crustard (Left) make a statement at Thursday's open meeting. Then, they addressed the public. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| PHIL COLLINS GUEST APPEARANCE LEAVES VIEWERS "SCREAMING" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| ABOVE: Phil Collins makes an appearance on WTFM's "Screaming Head Man". | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| AP (Anarchist Paradigms) - Unpopular song artist Phil Collins' guest appearance on WTFM's popular show "Screaming Head Man" left its mark on the video audience. And all marks have feelings. You know the feeling when you hand a cashier a $100 USD and they mark it and find out it's counterfeit, so you not only have no money, but also have to go to the back of the line to get on the Flim Flam and don't even have the option of slipping on over to the less expensive Hoop-Dee-Whirl? Yeah. It's that kind of feeling. The feeling that you're being constantly probed and monitored by carnies. Anyway, it didn't last too long, as Collins stormed off of the set after being called a "nub" 15 times in 2 minutes, as the show's heavily improvised script only consists of that word, listed under the character name "ALL". | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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