He looked back at his mountain house, nodded to his cats and stepped out into the morning, seeking the three essentials of happiness: someone to love, something to do and something to look forward to.
democracy - three wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner
republic - the sheep pick which wolves vote on dinner
constitutional republic - voting on dinner is strictly prohibited and the sheep are armed
The fourth amendment and all those things, because of a bad kiss-ass newspaper, have been turned into "protection for thieves." They're not. It's to protect the executive branch from becoming thieves. Because what happens, is that without judicial superintendence, in other words, if the executive branch can make any inquiry at all without a judge signing it, then he can go to the whorehouse every night. Lenny Bruce (The Berkeley Concert)
The study is the room appointed for study and writing.
Man's Worst Enemy, His Birthrate - An essay on birthrate by my mom that was accepted for publication in the state newspaper.
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very fond we were of Argument, and very desirous of confuting each other. Which disputacious Turn, by the way, is apt to become a very bad Habit, making People often extreamly disagreeable in Company and thence, besides souring and spoiling the Conversation, is productive of Disgusts and perhaps Enmities where you may have occasion for Friendship. Benjamin Franklin