WHEN YOU WANT THE NEWS, JUST RING A DING A HUNRA TOOFMA
1. Word. This site hasn't been updated in quite a few, so imma pop in n hit yall with some nu info. Booooooooooy!
2. NSFTM recently rekkerded a really rare album that is on tape. You can probably order it just on the order form email just ask for 'Fake NSFTM Tape, please'. And you will get it. But on CD because modern techniology is the HOOTERS(r) of our generation.
3. The real NSFTM album will be rekkerded later.
4. Give NSFTM more places to play. We haven't played a stinking show all summer. This could be due to the fact that Math has been away more than half the summer, but since he's not here, I'm just blaming you, the reader. So give us shows.
5. Ted is now an emcee. Math is now an emcee. We have aliases (emcee names) to be revealed later to upkeep hype. NSFTM is now upgraded from band to crew. So, there it is.
6. The review thing will be really updated later. But for now, just enjoy my frequent/infrequent postings of my top 5 albums of the week that I am listening to!!!!!11
7. You are picking yr nose.
Destroyed, Shaq Dunk Shooz.
NEWS dog.smiffle
1. I am prancing around my house with a hose in my pants.
2. !$~X~$! finished album, buy the joe dog from the ordering page.
3. X s
4. X tinks.
5. I am prancing around my house with a hose in my pants.
No love, George Bush and the Supremes
NUDES 5/19/03
1. There is no nudes.
NEWSS 5/6/03
1. NSFTM began rekkerding their next LP, and in doing so, the producer was so excited, he wanted to join the band. NSFTM collectively welcomes Dan Meddis to the growing quartet of noise idiots. NSFTM are becoming highly hip-hop influenced, so look for the WHAYITN,A! to have at least some hip-hoppage. But mostly, look for it to rule.
2. There really is no other real news. I guess, maybe...1980's Ink might start rekkerding for their debut. I guess it's about time.
3. FINALLY, and this is fairly important, you might have noticed a new section on the front page. That's right! Mathted are both going through their respective rekkerd collections, listening to one of them a day by way of random pickage, then giving it a score and actually reviewing it. These reviews, which could actually help you guys in yr search for cool music, will be posted hopefully daily in the new section. Enjoy! Any and all feedback welcome at TedGordon318@cs.com and mathcubed@aol.com
PS. IT DOES KILLS PITCHFORK SO THERE.
singed,
THE UNCULTURED DICHOTOMY OF MFX REKKERDS GOONDESS-
NEWS 4/6/03:
WELL...since this is the first piece of news ive ever put here i'll try to be brief, however much news i have to report. lets play NUMBERED NEWZZ!
1. In NSFTM newz, a new album tentatively titled We'll Hear About You In The Newspapers, Actograph! is in the works! Now that NSFTM has found a studio they can rekkerd at for free, they have decided it's time to follow up to the two critically unacclaimed EP's they last came out with. Expect to be blown away by MFX creators newest endeavour. Finally, NSFTM has inducted a new member into their hollowed regions. His name is Sally (ex-NSFTMM member, lost and found!).. FEER HIM because he actually knows how to play an instrument. What is the world coming to???
2. The originally planned "The F# Project" has been cancelled. Why? Because when they began to rekkerd, they realized that it stunk, and although the idea of only playing the note F# sounded cool, it just never fully came to realization. In it's place, a collaboration between one member of FIA and Mathted of NSFTM, dubbed "The Post-Valentines" is now in existence. Not just some random side-project either. We're talking a new style of musik here, also dubbed "Post-Valentine". Be on the lookout for a CDLP sometime this year.
3. Freedom In Anarchy churns out another CDLP like nobodys business. They are working on a fourth album, WHAT???? It's getting worse than Miles Davis! Also, FIA would like it known that a new member has joined their ranks, bringing their grand total of instrumental playaz to five humans. His name is Hocque. Like, HOCK-KAY. Like hockey. *snicker*
4. Bears of Russia would like it known that he eats.
5. The !~$X$~! EP finally got a lot done, and is well on its way to hitting its planned May 2nd 2003 release date. I almost considered cancelling the project myself, but then I sat down and fooled around for a bit and came out with some killer trax. Trust me folks, i'm usually not one to brag much about my own musik, but WOOOOH DAWGIES! This one'll hit you like a ton of bricks! Be on the lookout for OK Neighbour, Breathe Deeply. EP + Rarities sooner than later.
6. In my final bit of newz, I'd like to say "kill schwerdity".
Thank You And Goodnight,
Love,
Bootface "Tedd" Hippieman "Grodon".