Numbered nues rules the roost.
1. In our must current piece of MFX news, the absolutely phantabulous and indestructible force known as NSFTM made musical history, as their primitive and barbaric antics met up with the CRUNCHY WIZARDS OF UMC. Name change kids, (think gy!be): NO SUNLIGHT FER THA MEDIA. Anyway, the music made their is incredible. If you don't believe me, just order it. And no, it isn't WHAYITN,A! That will come in time. It's release date has been pushed back to 20XX. I will say that XX is probably less than 90.
2. Remember Hocque from many a news report back, and I said he was in FIA? Well, I lied.
3. PitchforkMedia is still riding the wave of indie suckiness.
4. Contrary to the past MFX newsletter sent out, world famous man and indie shoe designer extraordinare TED GORDON is NOT MOVING. PRAISE THE LORD, MFX NOW WILL SUFFER NO HIATUS. LET IT BE KNOWN THAT WE RULED FOR INFINITY, NO TIME SKIPPAGE, AS WAS PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT.
5. MFX collectively welcomes 'The Wu-Tang Clanjubar' to the MFX ranks! Be on the lookout for their first album later this year.
6. !~$X$~! album does not have rarities. OK Neighbour, Breathe Deeply. has been released, you can order, and plus it has no rarities. And plus it has a neat-o burrit-o cover.
7. You all might not now, but MFX for a short time had a (ed. NON) fictitious band called 'Sam Saenger and the Nuggetboyz'. This band has broken up, as Sam Saenger, who is (ed. NOT) not fictitious, decided to join some real band called 'Fate Is Dying' or something stupid crap like that.
8. NSFTM IS OFFICIALY FOR REALNESS: Mathtedevjespahsally. Foreals.
9. Be on the careful lookout for major website changes, including, most importantly, color! Yes that's right, we got yr e-mails 'Clan of the Very Easily Disturbed Retina' and we are working on the layout. So shutup and stop emailing me at TedGordon318@cs.com!!!!!11!! STOP!!!11
10. In our final piece of news I would like to extend my sympathies to the families of Wesley Willis and Johnny Cash. Neither artist will ever appear on MFX. Oh the craptasticalness.
if you are named dreddy kruger, SHUTUP,
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