| Daz's Weird Wacky World |
| Darren was once a good boy. A boy that never got into trouble. A boy that was mentally stable, but then one day Darren turned into... DAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He now roams the streets pretending to be a beggar and when people come up to him to offer him some money he leaps at them knawing at their legs. The traffic lights outside his house aren't there for safety. They're there so Daz can capture people waiting in the queue and then take them to his bedroom cabinet, which is a portal to HELL!! |
| QUOTE OF THE WEEK "JURASSIC PARK!" |
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| Daz, as we now all know, has written three short stories involving killer squirrels, mutated animal decapitations and Chunk driving around in a milk float. |
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| This site is officially endorsed by Daz himself (and some articles may be posted by the man himself) |
| DAZ TO DONATE HAIR Daz has said that he will donate his hair to Zidane Zidane. We saw a picture of Zidane Zidane (as Daz calls him) and said, "I should donate some of my hair to him, to cover his bald spot." |
| NEW HORROR STORY The horror story trilogy will become a saga! Daz is to write the 4th installment which revolves around the search for Rob. |
| MARTIN IS TO HAVE AN OPPERATION TO AMPUTATE HIS FOOT Last night Martin Stobbs incured severe foot injuries due to turning to fast. This is a big blow to England and their world cup bid as Martin was on standby to replace either Beckham or Dyer. |
| MICHAEL HUPIN HAS SEX WITH A SHEEP IN A CAMEO ROLE IN THE NEW HORROR STORY Horror story part 4 is to be a revelation according to locals Jean-Piere and Bamby. Darren Stevens work has been compered to Stephen King and that guy who wrote Lord of the ring sting. |
| Chunk has no hair It has been revealed today that Andrew Simpson is infact bald. Yes he has no hair, he was seen on Thursday the 30th of May purchasing a wig. Andrew your secret is out you wig loving fool. |
| HUPIN TO HAVE TEA PARTY Young Hupin and family are to have a tea party with former teacher Mrs Gladwin, yes tea and crumpets for one lucky young boy |
| ZIDANE CONTENT WITH HIS SITUATION I caught up with Zidane Zidane to ask him a few questions. He said " Ehor Ehor I am appy with ze situation, me and Steve are appy watching the world cup together as team mates and lovers." Steve Mcmanaman is Zidane Zidane's bitch and will watch the world cup in front of a roaring fire |
| CHUNK WINS POOL CHAMPIONSHIP On friday morning chunk used all his cunning moves to out do Turner in a epic encounter. He used the finger roll and the half hand shuffle to cheat his way to the championship. |
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