NOW IS THE TIME ON SPROCKETS WHEN WE DANCE!!!!  Damn, and I thought only the Rock fell victim to those shirts.  Think Mikey would like Tazz to pet his monkey?
 

Mikey!  You're making Tazz cry!
 

Mikey tries to make a point, while Tazz warns him not to go there.
 

Mikey sits prim and proper.  Tazz, on the other hand, could possibly park a small truck between his legs.

Tazz: I'll poke you, I swear.
 

Tazz pouts.  Why does it seem like he's always getting scolded?
 

Tazz puts on his monster face.

Ok, I resisted admitting this, but I must now.  Tazz is, in fact, a teddy bear.
 

Mikey and Tazz compare sizes.  No, I don't know of what.
 

Tazz: Mikey's got wood!  See, I told ya!

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