Legolas, elf warrior, vs Zhou Jielun, AKA Jay Chou
	A longhorn sounded as Legolas Greenleaf leaped into the arena, bow in hand. The elf looked around, noticing the abnormal gender ratio of the audience. Across the arena, "Tornado" played as Jay Chow strode into the ring, waving his hands and signing autographs.      Jay's display of PR was cut short by an arrow from the elf that impaled a hat the Chinaman was trying to sign and nailed it to a wall. The hat's
owner reacted very indignantly to this and threw a coke bottle at Legolas. An Orlando Bloom fangirl looked at the Jay Chou fangirl.      "Hey, no one throws shit at my Bloomie!" She yelled before tackling the Jay Chow fangirl. The cigarette had been dropped, and the whole forest burned as Bloom/Legolas fans battled Jay Chou fans. The entire stands essentially became one big catfight, much to the delight of the male viewers and the two combatants themselves.      "You know, I don't know why I did this anyway. I mean, I could have been hanging out with my friend Gimli."      "Yeah...This tournament wasn't all it cracked up to be. I thought it was like a Multiverse Idol or something."      "Ooh...that's gotta smart." Legolas remarked as an Orlando Bloom fangirl pulled a Jay Chow fangirl to the ground and began kicking her in the face.      "Ouch..." Jay replied as the Chow fangirl's friend got the Bloom fangirl in a headlock and began pummeling her nose. "OK...let's get outta here and hang out with Wong Fei Hong and Sagat."      "Sure..." With that, the two fighters left, leaving a vacuum. After the majority of the catfight subsided, the announcement was made.      "Since both players forfeit, we draw someone on the waiting list to advance..."      Dan Hibiki crossed his fingers. Captain Mifune (Matrix Revolutions) twirled the machine guns on his APU. Yoda and Mace Windu engaged in an exiting match of Force arm-wrestling.      "Sephiroth, from Final Fantasy VII!"      The arena was silent. Then-      "What did you say about my Jielun?" *SMACK*      Let's just say the camera crew made a lot of profits that night.
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