Mount Hua Tournament III
	A rift in multiverse portals, plus a big-ass tsunami, caused the destruction of the previous Mount Hua tournament. The stadium was destroyed in a giant storm caused by the swirling vortex of "universe code". However, the storm opened up gates to new universes, and in celebration, the Third Mount Hua Kungfu Tournament was announced.      Now, the prize is bigger. In addition to multiversal recognition as one of the "Five Greats," the winner receives a large cash prize, a free car, and lifetime's supply of chocolate, courtesy of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. This draws in a multitude of fighters, some seeking fame, some seeking glory, some seeking money, some seeking a pimped-out ride, and others just for fun.      "Poised like bow, strong as pine. Steady like bell, swift as wind." Let the games begin!
Round 1 20 Fights 1. Chen Zhen, played by Bruce Lee, vs Rocky Balboa, played by Sylvester Stallone Fist of Fury vs Eye of Tiger 2. Mighty Steel Leg, Shaolin Soccer player, vs Club Foot, No. 1 Kick of Beijing Iron Leg vs Ghost Kick 3. Akuma, Raging Demon, vs Guo Jing, Condor-Shooting Hero Street Fighting vs Swordplay 4. Wolverine, X-Man, vs the Arbiter, the will of the Prophets A battle of Claw and Energy Sword 5. Beggar So, Drunken Master and Tiger of Canton, vs Lucian, Leader of the Lycans Drunken Tiger, searching the mountains to capture the wolf 6. Trowa Barton, piloting Gundam Heavyarms, vs Ryu, Shotokan Master Um...yeah 7. Beatrix Kiddo, AKA the Bride, vs Xiaoxiao, badass stick figure Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting 8. Wong Fei Hong, Lion King of Canton and Hung Gar master, vs Sagat, Emperor of Muay Thai Man should strive to be stronger 9. Spartan 117, a.k.a. Master Chief, vs Quatre Raberba Winner, piloting Sandrock For a brick, he flew pretty good... 10. Legolas, elf warrior, vs Zhou Jielun, AKA Jay Chou Fangirl stampede 11. Captain Jack Sparrow, badass pirate, vs Don Quijote, Lord of La Mancha Why's the rum gone? 12. Cloud Strife, Jenova infused SOLDIER, vs Copy Ninja Kakashi Running out of ideas 13. Neji vs Rock Lee (by my friend) No comment. Unless you would like to submit one. Registration fee $5.99 14. Guan Yu, Man of Beautiful Beard, vs Yue Fei, Serving the Nation Loyally Grudge match 15. Harry Potter, boy wizard, vs Dexter, boy genius Michael Jackson is prohibited by court order from spectating this match 16. Blade, vampire slayer, vs Selene, Death Dealer Black and White 17. Erik, Phantom of the Opera, vs the Six-Fingered Harpist Angel and Devil 18. Westley, the Man in Black, vs Invincible Asia, transvestite swords(wo)man My mad sword skillz are l337er than yours 19. Calvin, hyperimaginative 6-year-old, vs Durin's Bane, Balrog of Moria WTF? 20. Thrall, Warchief of the Orcish Horde, vs Cervantes de Leon, Terror of the Spanish Main Axe and sword
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