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The Winners of the Mount Hua Kungfu Tournament | |||||||||
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Sun Wukong/Monkey, the Monkey of the East (Dong Hou2) Yang Guo, the Crazy of the West (Xi Kuang2) Duo Maxwell, the Reaper of the South (Nan Sha4) Orgrim Doomhammer, the Orc of the North (Bei Shou4) Chang Wufei, the Dragon of the Center (Zhong Shen2 Long2) |
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These five champions have been given a serum, created by a team of international scientists that will equal their strength to the strongest member. They are now charged with the task of partying with the surviving members of the previous rounds to ring in the New Year!!! HELLO 2003!!! Imagine this...Yang Guo and Xiao Long Nu drinking...and drinking...and, uh, playiing with swords in the closet with Wolverine and Aisha...the Power Rangers, Roy Fokker, the Gundam pilots, and Dexter drinking eggnog and cognac XO while singing Auld Lang Syne in Scottish accents...Orgrim Doomhammer and Kigami rapping on a stage, singing "ITS GETTING HOT IN HERE, SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES!!!"...the rest of the female contestants replying, "ITS GETTING SO HOT, I WANNA TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF!!!" Cloud, Luke, and Trunks doing 3 musketeers impressions...then everyone doing a drinking song and finally... Should auld aquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? Should auld aquintance be forgot and the days of auld lang syne? Finally everyone gets the biggest gun they can get their hands on and fires them in the air, painting the sky multicolors in a flash of light. |