The Haycock Maidens

Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away, there was a village called Haycock. This place of great beauty brought two provincial maidens whose loveliness had no rival.

Sarah had locks of honey colored hair that shone in the sunlight as she gaily meandered through the Haycock fields. She had eyes of the most penetrating, yet soulful blue that lured men to her in hordes.

Her best friend, Shannon, had a mane of nut-brown hair and her eyes were deep pools of chocolate. But alas, the day came where Shannon had to move to a quaint village of Milford. It was not a bad place, but it was not Haycock. Still, they had great fun in their small villages, but nearby there was the evil metropolis dubbed Quakertown.

It was here that they received their education, for it was rare that lasses of this beauty also had brains, and they had to accept their teachings from where they could. This school was a place of vileness, where one could easily get sucked into the world of teenyboppers and whores. Sarah and Shannon were too smart to fall for this trap though, and would run out into the streets as soon as the dismissal bell rang. Out into Shannon's carriage they would hurry, and off into the wilds they would escape.

Sarah and Shannon had many great adventures to all sorts of wondrous and new places. Some, like Ricketts Glen had beauty to rival Haycock, and others like the Bronx even outdid Quakertown in its corruption and banefulness. Now, if you like, I'll tell you a few tales of their travels.

Wood you believe that!

Oh, Ditch!

So Tired!

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