"Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman."

--Oscar Wilde

For a gallery of Miss Flora's swains, click on their names below.

Bob, the High School Sweetheart

Danté del Inferno

"Le Peterou"

Dick L'Orange


François Le Boeuf

Flash Pancette

Jacques Honoré

Timex Rolex

"Splinters" McCoy

Etienne Vidocq

"Buzz" Goodyear

Tannenbaum Tinseldraper

Updated 29 August 2002

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