And with this opening sentence, taken from Newsnet5 (whatever the hell that is) I step into the darker world of fast food toys.
Many the time one will have stepped into a BK joint or a McDonald's and gaped in wide wonder at the crap they've stuck in the kiddies meals. It's no small wonder we've grown up with a generation of yobbo's, fuck-wits and republicans.
"Why," I hear you ask, "don't they put books in the kiddies meals?"
Well....many the time I myself have posed that very same question. Probably because, if people learnt to read, they wouldn't want to work in fast food joints; flipping burgers and cleaning up spilt drinks by idiots who can't even hold a tray steady.