| BRiaN'S SaLeS Your guide on what's hot, and what's un-hot! |
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| YO YO YO Props to ILYAAAA for doing MR dressup and giving me a "pose" for myself, even though you can't see my face it was too ugly. |
| Today's Items: MY PLAYAZ! but Briannnn, whats a my playaz? Well, it all started when jeff Kowalski yelled playa at me. I found out it was a toy in those 25 cent machines. if you dont have Jeff in a class, get him, he will yell Playaz! and you will get excited. well i know me and jeff arent good friends anymore, if ever, it all went downhill when he used me to get a good grade on a project in 6th grade. Well i'd love to tell you our life story but it's time for a lowdown on all TwEnTy-FoUr playaz. oh the site is www.myplayaz.com |
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| Al: Al? Al Queda? i suspect. he is 19 and hails from Chicago. he is a rapper. I'd think he's a raper, but that's just me. Al isn't one of the top dogs of the playaz community. Fuck Al. Fuck Al up his stupid ass. ***(3) out of 10 stars. |
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| B: B is 17 and he likes to hang out at malls to look for chicks. Here's what I think of B. I think he 'B' a fucking shitstain. I mean look, he has the same pants as Al for one. And look at the beady eyes... LOOK AT THEM! ****(4) out of 10 stars. |
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| Buddha: he is 20. and he has a sense of humor. I've got one too i think I'll diss his LIMEGREENSHIRT. WHOM THE FUCK WHERES A LIME GREEN SHIRT? obviously Buddha. he even stole the name of a foreigners god. but hes cool. ******(6) out of 10 stars. |
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| Buster: Now this guy is the shit. Seriously. Look. He looks like a Fat Albert character. Except he Dances.Look at him twirl. I mean Buster is a dancing god. He must like whip ass in the My Playaz dancing competition. He rules the streets. Budashaka Buster. Budashaka. *********(9) of out ten stars! |
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| Chico: Holy shit. this guy is NOT black. But he does bare a resemblance to a certain Dr. Evil in a jail scene of Goldmember... oh well. Who cares he is a mexican living on the mean streets with colored people. These toys could have only been made by white people. damn us. and damn us good. *****(5) out of ten stars. |
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| D.C.: DC, yet he has a NYC hoodie? fuck you white people! anyway I'm liking those yellow windpants they remind me of Erin. D.C. is also a roadbuilder of the My Playaz because he is white. but hes got no personality. i'm racist arent I? well I make racist jokes but i dont hate anyone. Except Native Americans. *****(5) out of ten stars. |
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| Gary: come on admit it, Gary is kickass. He's got on the fuckin Men In Black Sunglasses. He makes Men in Black one look like Men in Black two! Or Wild Wild West! SHUT THE FUCK UP! ANyway Gary's a jiggameista. damn i have to fill up all this empty white space so it looks like i do something to this site. there we go! ********(8) out of ten stars! |
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| Hova: fuck this kid. he reminds me of Derek. I don't know why. Lets compare and contrast Hova Derek White Who knows/cares both went out with Jessica Bald Hair talks too little talks too much well that was a hoot. no that was not a Laurie joke. DO YOU SEE ANY STARS?! NO, CUZ HES AN OKIE Zero out of ten stars! |