CAT LAWS

CAT COMPOSITION - A cat is composed of matter and anti-matter and it doesn't matter.

CAT LANDINGS - A cat will always land in the softest place possible, often the mid section of an unsuspecting reclining human.

INERTIA - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest unless acted upon by some outside force- such as the opening of cat food

MAGNETISM - All blue or black blazer, sweaters or pants attract cat hair.

MOTION - A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction. Such as: A bird.

OBEDIENCE RESISTANCE - A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire.

OBSTRUCTION - A cat must lay on the floor in such a way to maximize the obstruction to human foot traffic.

PILL REJECTION - Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach excape velocity.

REFRIGERATOR OBSERVATION - If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someon will come along and take out something good to eat.

RUG CONFIGURATION - No rug may remain in it's naturally flat state for very long.

SLEEPING - A cat must sleep with people, whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable, for the person involved. And the cat must alway be in the comfortable position.

TABLE ATTENDANCE - Cat must attend all meals.

SONG - "ALLEY CAT"

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