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BAGPIPE HUMOR |
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THIS PAGE IS DEDICATED TO MY DAD,
WHO IS A SCOTCH AND LOVES THE BAGPIPE.
ps.. I also love the bagpipe. Just having some fun here
LOVE "B" |
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Q: HOW DO YOU GET TWO BAGPIPE TO
PLAY A PERFECT UNISON?
A: SHOOT ONE. |
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Q: WHAT THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN A BAGPIPE AND AN ONION?
A: NO ONE CRIES WHEN YOU CHOP UP
A BAGPIPE. |
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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A BAGPIPER WITH
HALF A BRAIN?
A: GIFTED. |
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Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAGPIPE AND A TRAMPOLINE?
A: YOU TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU JUMP ON A TRAMPOLINE. |
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Q: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
A: TO GET AWAY FROM THE BAGPIPE RECITAL. |
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Q: WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DEAD SNAKE IN THE ROAD AND A DEAD BAGPIPER IN THE ROAD?
A: SKID MARKS IN FRONT OF THE SNAKE. |
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Q: WHAT'S THE RANGE OF A BAGPIPE?
A: TWENTY YARDS IF YOU HAVE A GOOD ARM. |
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Q: WHY DO BAGPIPERS WALK WHEN THEY PLAY?
A: TO GET AWAY FROM THE SOUND. |
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Q: WHY DO BAGPIPERS ALWAYS WALK WHEN THE PLAY?
A: MOVING TARGETS ARE HARDER TO HIT. |
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*IF YOU TOOK ALL THE BAGPIPERS IN THE WORLD AND LAID THEM END TO END - IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA. |
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Q: HOW MANY BAGPIPERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
A: 5 - ONE TO DO THE WORK, AND FOUR TO CRITICISE HIS FINGERING STYLE |
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MOOCOWZZ |
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