2. STARE, GRINNING AT ANOTHER PASSENGER FOR AWHILE, AND THEN ANNOUNCE: "I'VE GOT NEW SOCKS ON!"
3. WHISTLE THE FIRST SEVEN NOTES OF "ITS A SMALL WORLD" INCESSANTLY.
4. SHAVE.
5. SWAY SIDE TO SIDE.
6. CRACK OPEN YOU BRIEFCASE OR PURSE AND, WHILE PEEKING INSIDE, ASK "GOT ENOUGH AIR IN THERE?"
7. STAND SILENT AND MOTIONLESS IN THE CORNER FACING THE WALL.
8. BLOW YOUR NOSE AND OFFER TO SHOW THE CONTENTS OF YOUR KLEENEX TO OTHER PASSENGERS.
9. MEOW OR BARK OCCASIONALLY.
10. SING "MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB" WHILE CONTINUALLY PUSHING BUTTONS.
11. WEAR A PUPPET ON YOUR HAND AND TALK TO OTHER PASSENGERS "THROUGH IT"
12. START A SING-A-LONG.
13. SHADOW BOX.
14. SAY "DING!" AT EACH FLOOR.
15. LISTEN TO THE ELEVATOR WALL WITH A STERHOSCOPE.
16. DRAW A LITTLE CIRCLE ON THE FLOOR AND ANNOUNCE TO OTHER PASSENGERS THAT THIS IS YOUR "PERSONAL SPACE."
17. GET OFF AT YOUR FLOOR, WAIT FOR THE DOORS TO CLOSE, AND THEN YELL, "WAIT FOR ME IT'S NOT MY FLOOR."
18. SHOUT OK! WHO FARTED HERE.
19. START TALKING TO AN IMAGINARY FRIEND.
20. WALK UP TO A COMPLETE STRANGER AND SAY "HEY, REMEMBER ME?"
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