TEN WAYS TO KNOW YOU ARE A BURNED-OUT GIRL SCOUT LEADER

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Out of My Head, by Fastball

10.	You ask co-workers in your company bathroom where their buddies are.
9.	You instinctively make the quiet sign in a noisy, crowded place-like the subway at night.
8.	Dressing in all green or brown seems attractive.
7.	You try making a kaper chart for subordinates at the office-in bright primary colors.
6.	You no longer notice the boxes of literature from the Council and the fallen-over bags of craft supplies that you trip over on your way to the bathroom in the morning.
5.	Your husband is no longer permitted to work on any household repair projects without a first-aider present.
4.	You give your children's grandparents a signed permission form when you drop the kids off for the afternoon.
3.	Doing yard work with a sit-upon tied to your butt seems perfectly normal.
2.	You instinctively chide co-workers in your corporate cafeteria to clean up after themselves.
1.	Attending a training session seems like a great way to spend an evening.

written by Dee Clarkin

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