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How often do you guys play? Thats hard to say.  We play when there's a show that we play at, ya dig? When is a CD available? In a few short weeks!!! What about other merch? Pins, shirts, and stickers on the way!  So keep your pants on! How often do you update the site? We try and update the "news" section every week, and update the "song" section every time we get a new one.  We update "shows" and "lyrics" everytime something new goes down.  But as far as the other pages go, Ethan updates his page every 10 minutes! What makes you guys so darn handsome? Well, a steady supply of riboflavin and vitamin A, 23 hours of sleep per night, eat lots of red meat, crack your knuckles every 30 seconds,  be nice to granny, and spend at least $400 a week gambling on a cock fight.  Yup.  Thats what gave me the figure I have today! Got any Questions? Email them to us themoonmonsters@hotmail.com if you have messenger talk to us when we are online! Or send us a "Self-addressed stamped envelope" and tell us how dumb we are.  We like those too!