Woman With Gavel: I really don't think Mrs. Johnson that it's neccessary for us to go into this matter again.  And I say that only because to discuss her problem would be, in effect, to do nothing but waste our time.  To quote, if I may, from memory, Mrs. Neoceballrus: "the dilemma of my life is that I am convinced that I have never been born."  Well, through the efforts of this commitee and a certain handsome young doctor, a bona fide birth certificate proving, beyond a shadow of a doubt that Mrs. Neoceballrus had, infact, already been born.  Now, of course, it's possible that she may want more proof.  But, that I think, is a little pushy.  One birth should be enough for anyone.  And since she's already had it, I say:  the lady has no more problems.
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By: Arthur Kopit
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