Adam: Uh, no.
Davey: What's wrong with you?
Davey: *cocky smile* Davey always looks sexy.
Davey: I'm Davey and I sing, make faces and swing from trees.
Davey: How many times will Davey put a disk into a CD player before realizing its a DVD?
Jade: People that like Ricky Martin are going to see our Latin song titles and be like, "Yeah, I'll buy this."
Hunter: That, and Dave's pants...
Davey: Yeah, Ricky Martin's got nothing on my pants.
Davey: (when called a Madonna impersonator) Oh, please! I wish I had her body!
Interviewer: If the four of you were stranded on a desert island and you had to resort to cannibalism, who would you eat first?
Davey: Can I eat like nuts and berries and stuff?
Interviewer: It's a desert island, there aren't any nuts or berries.
Davey: Oh, so it's like sand or people.
Davey: So basically you want me to eat one of my band mates, and you just expect me to answer that question?
Interviewer: Well, that or one of their parts, yeah.
Davey: Probably Adam
Interviewer: Why Adam?
Davey: Well, he's a drummer, so he's all lean, if you like lean meat.
Adam: Tender!
Interviewer: Well you wouldn't wanna get fat on a desert island.
Davey: Right.
Adam: I'm the other white meat!
Jade: Davey doesn't watch the damn road when he's driving. I'm sure if we crashed he would be fine and I would be embedded in a tree. If he ever kills me with his driving though, I'm gonna come back as a squirrel and run up his pant leg.
Interviewer: I was wondering if you and Davey ever fought over a mirror backstage or something, and if so who won? And who has used the most makeup on one single night?
Jade: Actually, yes, that happens all the time. Finally, I was like, "That's it! It's time to settle this make-up contest once and for all, I challenge you to a make-out!" Wrong choice of words.
Jade: The whole time we were recording, we were trying to get permission from Winona Ryder to use her "My whole life is a dark room" part from Beetlejuice but we never heard from her so we said fuck it, we'll use our own spooky dark- haired girl and called in Davey."
Davey: This barricade is a piece of shit. I could build better. Yeah, yeah, believe it or not, the kid with the lipstick knows how to build stuff.
Interviewer: Hey Jade, are the rest of the guys jealous that the entire 'Girl's Not Grey' video occurs in your crotch?
Jade: Hey Dave, are you jealous that the entire Girl's Not Grey video takes place in my crotch?
Davey: No, because I'm going to take place in your crotch.