Interviewer: Who are you religion wise?
Davey: I am God! No wait , I am the devil! No, damn, I know this one...
Jade: So things are going just swell, we eat bagels, we play songs, we take our shirts off and wrestle.
Jade: I love your duck with all it's ducky goodness."
Jade: Yes, I'm a vegetarian, but not because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Jade: I remember Adam gave me this crappy piece of binder paper with a list of all these songs for me to learn and some had checks by them, some had stars, some were underlined, but I already knew how to play them so I threw that damn crappy crap-ass piece of dumb binder paper in the damn garbage.
Jade: A Fire Inside, to me, means these three other guys who drink all the soy milk backstage before I get a damn drop of it.
Interviewer: What are the most embarrassing things to happen on stage?
Adam: Napalm sweat dripped into my eye once and blinded me for half the set. I also poked myself in the eye with my drumstick.
Jade: In Boise on the Rancid tour I went to run up the wall and jump off of it but my foot went straight through instead and my leg was buried in the wall up to my knee.
Adam: That was great!
Jade: I tried to play a blazing solo to take people's mind off it but I don't think it worked.
Adam: Worked for me.
Jade: I still skate occasionally, but last time I did, at our show in Hanford, I did a 360 frontside varial over our rolled-up banner and broke every damn bone in my body. Ok, I only broke one bone. Well, I didn't break any bones, but I could have!
Davey: I'm pencil girl!
Fan: DAVEY IS THE NEW JESUS!
Davey: Umm, I think its the hair, is it the hair?
Question: Do you practice putting makeup on anyone in the band?
Davey: No. But I practice other things.
Davey: We're pretty! We are though, we're a good looking band.
Davey: Anyone who steals a shoe is a poseur.
Question: I think the real question is, why are you guys so awesome?
Davey: Fuzzy creatures