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Misheard Lyrics | ||||||
Stuff By AFI--I did NOT mishear all of these myself, but they were so amusing that I posted them Page Two Is Now Here! |
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Real: No need to worry I am just another monster Misheard As: No need to worry I am just another lobster Real: This is my line, this is eternal Misheard As: This is my life, this is a taco/turtle/tunnel Real: As we dance on Misheard As: I'm an asshole Real: No need to fear here in the secret show Misheard As: Eating my cereal in the secret show Real: Just like romantic verses Misheard As: Just like a magic persons Real: Killed by the weakness Misheard As: Jump out a window Real: I decay Misheard As: Are you gay? Real: Through our bleeding we are one Mishead As: Dude! I'm bleeding! Wait, I'm not. Real: Sinking into soft skin Misheard As: Stick it in a saucepan Real: I offer grace, I offer blood, I offer everything Misheard As: I am the pants, I am the best, I am your everything now Real: Oh my beautiful one Misheard As: I'm a beautiful woman Real: Will you be my beloved? Misheard As: Will you be my baloney? Real: All insects sing tonight Misheard As: I look sexy tonight Real: All insects sing tonight, the coldest sound Misheard As: I need sucess tonight, fork over some Real: As they, as they disappated Misheard As: Aflac, as they disappated Real: Dreamt them so vividly Misheard As: Shrimp heads so vividly Real: I regret that I trusted Misheard As: God! I'm pregnant! Real: I know I'll leave a stain, because I bleed Misheard As: I know of Hoobastank, because of Blink Real: So we can see how fast you fall Misheard As: So we can see a basketball Real: Forever unlucky 'cause I'll own tomorrow Misheard As: Forever a monkey 'cause I love tomorrow Real: Take my song and sleep with me Misheard As: Deep Masonic sequence And for the really sadly pathetic version of how I heard "Sacrifice Theory", click HERE Anna misheard "Silver And Cold"...click here. |