Misheard Lyrics
Stuff By AFI--I did NOT mishear all of these myself, but they were so amusing that I posted them
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Real: No need to worry I am just another monster
Misheard As: No need to worry I am just another lobster

Real: This is my line, this is eternal
Misheard As: This is my life, this is a taco/turtle/tunnel

Real: As we dance on
Misheard As: I'm an asshole

Real: No need to fear here in the secret show
Misheard As: Eating my cereal in the secret show

Real: Just like romantic verses
Misheard As: Just like a magic persons

Real: Killed by the weakness
Misheard As: Jump out a window

Real: I decay
Misheard As: Are you gay?

Real: Through our bleeding we are one
Mishead As: Dude! I'm bleeding! Wait, I'm not.

Real: Sinking into soft skin
Misheard As: Stick it in a saucepan

Real: I offer grace, I offer blood, I offer everything
Misheard As: I am the pants, I am the best, I am your everything now

Real: Oh my beautiful one
Misheard As: I'm a beautiful woman

Real: Will you be my beloved?
Misheard As: Will you be my baloney?

Real: All insects sing tonight
Misheard As: I look sexy tonight

Real: All insects sing tonight, the coldest sound
Misheard As: I need sucess tonight, fork over some

Real: As they, as they disappated
Misheard As: Aflac, as they disappated

Real: Dreamt them so vividly
Misheard As: Shrimp heads so vividly

Real: I regret that I trusted
Misheard As: God! I'm pregnant!

Real: I know I'll leave a stain, because I bleed
Misheard As: I know of Hoobastank, because of Blink

Real: So we can see how fast you fall
Misheard As: So we can see a basketball

Real: Forever unlucky 'cause I'll own tomorrow
Misheard As: Forever a monkey 'cause I love tomorrow

Real: Take my song and sleep with me
Misheard As: Deep Masonic sequence

And for the really sadly pathetic version of how I heard "Sacrifice Theory", click HERE

Anna misheard "Silver And Cold"...click here.