Misheard Lyrics Page Two
Yeah, yeah, you know the deal. They're not all mine. Some of them I got off www.amiright.com and some I got from me and some I got from friends. If you want credit and they're yours, tell me. If you have any more, tell me. My email address is more_depressed_than_davey_havok@yahoo.com as you probably know.
Real: I fell into fantasy
Misheard As: I fell into pants, you see
(Note: Sophie didn't actually mishear this, but we thought it was amusing, and that's how she was singing it, so...)

Real: Jade is my super-rad ninja trainer
Misheard As: Jay is my super-rad dairy creamer
(Thank you Rose who apparantly can't hear anything I say during Russian class)

Real: I wanna go to shows, I don't wanna pierce my nose
Misheard As: I don't wanna pierce my nose, I don't wanna pierce my toes
(Thank you, Emily!)

Real: Cold in life's throws, I'll fall asleep for you
Misheard As: Goat in my pants, I found a sheep for you!
Thank you Emily!

Real: Remember when, remember when...remember when we were all so beautiful?
Misheard As: Bring back the whale, bring back the whale! Remember when we were all stuck to the floor

Here are some that are by random bands, so I'll have the name of band and song there. And I'll put *** by the ones that're mine.

***Three Days Grace "Just Like You"
Real: You thought you were standing beside me . You were only in my way
Misheard As: I thought you were suicidal, you were only in the way...

***AFI "The Leaving Song Pt. II"
Real: Or were you sent to save me?
Misheard As: Or were you sent to shave me?

***AFI "The Leaving Song Pt. II"
Real: Y regreso aqui otra vez y comienzo
Misheard As: Y regreso aqui otra...I can't breathe

***AFI "The Leaving Song Pt. II"
Real: (random scream at the end)
Misheard As: DIE! YEAH!

AFI "Malleus Maleficarum"
Real: I'll die drowned by your standards
Misheard As: I'll lie down by your sandwich

***Linkin Park "Faint"
Real: I am what I want you to want
Misheard As: I am a two to one

AFI "Silver And Cold"
Real: Your sins into me
Misheard As: Your scented toupee

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