Yeah, yeah, you know the deal. They're not all mine. Some of them I got off www.amiright.com and some I got from me and some I got from friends. If you want credit and they're yours, tell me. If you have any more, tell me. My email address is more_depressed_than_davey_havok@yahoo.com as you probably know.
Misheard As: I fell into pants, you see
(Note: Sophie didn't actually mishear this, but we thought it was amusing, and that's how she was singing it, so...)
Real: Jade is my super-rad ninja trainer
Misheard As: Jay is my super-rad dairy creamer
(Thank you Rose who apparantly can't hear anything I say during Russian class)
Real: I wanna go to shows, I don't wanna pierce my nose
Misheard As: I don't wanna pierce my nose, I don't wanna pierce my toes
(Thank you, Emily!)
Real: Cold in life's throws, I'll fall asleep for you
Misheard As: Goat in my pants, I found a sheep for you!
Thank you Emily!
Real: Remember when, remember when...remember when we were all so beautiful?
Misheard As: Bring back the whale, bring back the whale! Remember when we were all stuck to the floor
***Three Days Grace "Just Like You"
Real: You thought you were standing beside me . You were only in my way
Misheard As: I thought you were suicidal, you were only in the way...
***AFI "The Leaving Song Pt. II"
Real: Or were you sent to save me?
Misheard As: Or were you sent to shave me?
***AFI "The Leaving Song Pt. II"
Real: Y regreso aqui otra vez y comienzo
Misheard As: Y regreso aqui otra...I can't breathe
***AFI "The Leaving Song Pt. II"
Real: (random scream at the end)
Misheard As: DIE! YEAH!
AFI "Malleus Maleficarum"
Real: I'll die drowned by your standards
Misheard As: I'll lie down by your sandwich
***Linkin Park "Faint"
Real: I am what I want you to want
Misheard As: I am a two to one
AFI "Silver And Cold"
Real: Your sins into me
Misheard As: Your scented toupee
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