You know the deal by now.
Real: Eat you alive
Misheard As: Hate you my mind
***White Stripes "Girl, You Have No Faith In Medicine"
Real: Is the problem you're allergic to a well-familier name?
Misheard As: Is the problem you're allergic to a wealthy millionaire?
***White Stripes "The Hardest Button To Button"
Real: The hardest button to button
Misheard As: The heart is button my button
***Rancid "Fall Back Down"
Real: I'm very lucky to have my crew, they stood beside me when she flew
Misheard As: I'm very lucky to have my crew, this defies me man where's she flew?
***The Ramones "Blitzkrieg Bop"
Real: They're generating steam heat
Misheard As: They're generous and steamy
***The Ramones "Blitzkrieg Bop"
Real: They're going through a tight wind
Misheard As: They're dancing through the Time Warp
(Adrienne ought to appreciate that one, as it's partially her fault I misheard the song, what with her Time Warp obsession)
***AFI "Brownie Bottom Sundae"
Real: I'm feelin' kinda trapped, I gotta go, feelin' kinda trapped you know
Misheard As: I'm feelin' kinda drunk, I gotta go, feelin' kinda drunk oh no
***AFI "Brownie Bottom Sundae"
Real: Into the dark is where you want to watch me bleed
Misheard As: Into the dark is where you watch me pee
***AFI "Your Name Here"
Real: No more waiting around, no more hanging around, no more dragging me down
Misheard As: No more waiting around, no more hanging around, no more crack for me
***AFI "Half-Empty Bottle"
Real: The sound of breaking glass drives me back up
Misheard As: The sound of plastic drives me back up
***AFI "Two Of A Kind"
Real: This obsession I must admit has shaken me up a bit
Misheard As: This piece of crap I must admit has shaken me up a bit
***AFI "Half-Empty Bottle"
Real: The ends don't always justify the means
Misheard As: The expiration date
***AFI "Half-Empty Bottle"
Real: Just flick my Bic as I hold it to the fuse.
Misheard As: Just flick my bitch as I light the fuse
***AFI "Yurf Rendenmein"
Real: Expect someone else to know you
Misheard As: I'm canning up to you
***AFI "Yurf Rendenmein"
Real: You lie to yourself and remain alone.
Misheard As: By yourself, you'll mate all alone
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