The Pants Game
		I don't know where this game got started, but it's amusing to say the least. Anyone who knows me knows this game, but for those of you who don't....Here's the rules. Take a quote from any movie/book/famous person/whatever, and put the word pants in there somewhere...therefore... "Gondor has no king, Gondor needs no king"--Boromir, Fellowship of the Ring      becomes... "Gondor has no pants, Gondor needs no pants."--Boromir, Fellowship of the Ring
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			Lord of the Rings Related Humour 1. "I don't think he knows about pants, Pip."--Merry 2. "Give them some pants for pity's sake"--Boromir 3. "They were once pants. Great kings of pants."--Aragorn 4. "Where am I?"--Frodo "You are in the pants of Elrond"--Gandalf 5. "Fool of a Took. Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your pants"--Gandalf 6. "A shadow and a threat has been growing in my pants."--Legolas 7. "I swore to protect you"--Aragorn..."But can you protect me from your pants?"--Frodo 8. "Tell me, friend, when did Saruman the Wise give up pants?"--Gandalf 9. "This wound is beyond my skill to heal. We need Elvish pants."--Aragorn 10. "You fought bravely. You have kept your pants."--Aragorn 11. "Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants."--Boromir 12. "Let's go hunt some pants."--Aragorn 13. "He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe his your pants."--Legolas 14. "I made a promise. Don't you lose your pants, Samwise Gamgee. And I don't mean to. I don't mean to."--Sam 15. "You've officially been labeled a disturber of the pants."--Frodo 16. "What has it got in it's pantses?"--Gollum 17. "They say all who look upon her lose their pants."--Gimli 18. "This evil cannot be concealed by the pants of the Elves."--Elrond 19. "Will you look into the pants of Galadriel?"--Galadriel 20. "Do you remember when we first met?"--Arwen..."I thought I had strayed into your pants."--Aragorn 21. "Anyway, you need people with pants on this mission...quest...thing..."--Pippin..."That excludes you then, Pip."--Merry 22. "I will not let the white pants fall."--Aragorn 23. "What's pants, precious, eh? What's pants?"--Gollum 24. "What do you wish? If it lies in my pants, I will do it."--Faramir 25. "Not if I pants you first!"--Sam 26. "It is the will of Theodin King that none shall enter his pants."--Who said this? 27. "My people are leaving these pants."--Elrond 28. "The dwarf breathes so loud we could have shot him in the pants."--Haldir 29. "Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall."--Aragorn 30. "The pants are speaking to eachother"--Legolas 31. "Oh, no, you would not part an old man from his pants"--Gandalf 32. "A chance for Faramir, Captain of Gondor, to show his pants."--Faramir 33. "Pants me...don't tell the elf."--Gimli 34. "You would die before your pants fell"--Legolas 35. "They're taking the pants to Isenguard."--Legolas 36. "We're not Orcs, we're Pants"--Merry 37. "There is no strength left in the pants of men."--Elrond 38. "Their pace has quickened. They've caught our pants."--Aragorn 39. "What's the Elvish words for pants?"--Frodo 40. "Where was Gondor when the pants closed in around us?"--Theoden 41. "She stays because she still has pants"--Aragorn 42. "A red sun rises. Pants have been spilt this night."--Legolas 43. "The pants of the enemy is moving."--Legolas 44. "You will pants, or you will fall."--Elrond 45. "Back to the pants that spawned you."--Legolas 46. "Not the pants!"--Gimli 47. "Then I will pants as one of them."--Aragorn 48. "They have a Pants Troll"--Boromir 49. "That could've pantsed a wild boar"--Aragorn 50. "It is mine to give to whom I will, like my pants."--Arwen For page two of the pants quotes, click here.