LOTR PANTS GAME!
1. "I don't think he knows about pants, Pip."--Merry
2. "Give them some pants for pity's sake"--Boromir
3. "They were once pants. Great kings of pants."--Aragorn
4. "Where am I?"--Frodo "You are in the pants of Elrond"--Gandalf
5. "Fool of a Took. Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your pants"--Gandalf
6. "A shadow and a threat has been growing in my pants."--Legolas
7. "I swore to protect you"--Aragorn..."But can you protect me from your pants?"--Frodo
8. "Tell me, friend, when did Saruman the Wise give up pants?"--Gandalf
9. "This wound is beyond my skill to heal. We need Elvish pants."--Aragorn
10. "You fought bravely. You have kept your pants."--Aragorn
11. "Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants."--Boromir
12. "Let's go hunt some pants."--Aragorn
13. "He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe his your pants."--Legolas
14. "I made a promise. Don't you lose your pants, Samwise Gamgee. And I don't mean to. I don't mean to."--Sam
15. "You've officially been labeled a disturber of the pants."--Frodo
16. "What has it got in it's pantses?"--Gollum
17. "They say all who look upon her lose their pants."--Gimli
18. "This evil cannot be concealed by the pants of the Elves."--Elrond
19. "Will you look into the pants of Galadriel?"--Galadriel
20. "Do you remember when we first met?"--Arwen..."I thought I had strayed into your pants."--Aragorn
21. "Anyway, you need people with pants on this mission...quest...thing..."--Pippin..."That excludes you then, Pip."--Merry
22. "I will not let the white pants fall."--Aragorn
23. "What's pants, precious, eh? What's pants?"--Gollum
24. "What do you wish? If it lies in my pants, I will do it."--Faramir
25. "Not if I pants you first!"--Sam
26. "It is the will of Theodin King that none shall enter his pants."--Who said this?
27. "My people are leaving these pants."--Elrond
28. "The dwarf breathes so loud we could have shot him in the pants."--Haldir
29. "Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall."--Aragorn
30. "The pants are speaking to eachother"--Legolas
31. "Oh, no, you would not part an old man from his pants"--Gandalf
32. "A chance for Faramir, Captain of Gondor, to show his pants."--Faramir
33. "Pants me...don't tell the elf."--Gimli
34. "You would die before your pants fell"--Legolas
35. "They're taking the pants to Isenguard."--Legolas
36. "We're not Orcs, we're Pants"--Merry
37. "There is no strength left in the pants of men."--Elrond
38. "Their pace has quickened. They've caught our pants."--Aragorn
39. "What's the Elvish words for pants?"--Frodo
40. "Where was Gondor when the pants closed in around us?"--Theoden
41. "She stays because she still has pants"--Aragorn
42. "A red sun rises. Pants have been spilt this night."--Legolas
43. "The pants of the enemy is moving."--Legolas
44. "You will pants, or you will fall."--Elrond
45. "Back to the pants that spawned you."--Legolas
46. "Not the pants!"--Gimli
47. "Then I will pants as one of them."--Aragorn
48. "They have a Pants Troll"--Boromir
49. "That could've pantsed a wild boar"--Aragorn
50. "It is mine to give to whom I will, like my pants."--Arwen

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