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| AUTO ACRONYMS!!! AUDI - Accelerates Under demonic Influence Always Unsafe Designs Implemented BMW - Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Big money works Bought my wife Brutal Money waster BUICK - Big ugly Indestructible Car Killer CHEVROLET - Can hear every valve rap on long extended trips Cheap, hardly efficient, Virtually runs on luck every time DODGE - darn old dirty gas eater drips oil, drops grease everywhere FIAT - failure in italian automotive technology fix it all the time fix it again, Tony! FORD - first on recall day first on rust and deterioration fix or repair daily found on road, dead fault of research & development fast only rolling downhill features O.J. & Ron's DNA (backwards) driver returns on foot GM - general maintenance GMC - garage man's companion got a mechanic coming? HONDA - had one, never did again happy owners never drive anything else HYUNDAI - hope you understand nothing's Dr and inexpensive MAZDA - Most always zipping dangerously along OLDSMOBILE - old ladies driving slowly make others behind infuriatingly late everyday overpriced, leisurely driven sedan made of Buick's irregular leftover equipment SAAB - send another automobile back swedish automobiles always breakdown TOYOTA - too often yankees overprice this auto VOLVO - very odd looking vehicular object VW - virtually worthless |
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