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A Pinoy went to a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the counter,he sat next to the famous Hollywood director, Steven Spielberg who was already ahead by a quart of alcohol.
After a couple of beers, the Pinoy sensed
that Spielberg was glaring at him. Suddenly, in a flash
the Pinoy crashed down from his stool, fell by a vicious
hook from the director.
Picking himself up, he yelled, "Wat da hell is dat por?"
Spielberg ranted: "That's for the bombing of Pearl Harbor, you #@@!!##! My dad perished in that bombing!"
"Tang Na! I am not Jafanese, you
stufid Nincomfoof! I am Pilifino!" exclaimed the
Pinoy.
The inebriated director replied, "Yeah
yeah yeah ...Japanese,Burmese,Chinese, Vietnamese,
Filipino...you are all the same."
Regaining his composure, the Pinoy dusted off his white pants, straightened the collar of his loud bird-of-paradise printed shirt, took his seat and ordered a double R&B from the bartender. After a few sips, the Pinoy stood up and delivered his best Jackie Chan karate kick, sending the director flying halfway across the room.
"What was that for?!!" shouted
the surprised Spielberg from about fifteen feet away.
"Dat's por da sinking of da TITANIC! I had my grandpader on dat shif!" the Pinoy answered back.
"You ignorant Chink! The TITANIC was sunk by an iceberg!" exclaimed the director.
"Yah yah yah...Iceberg, Sfielberg,
Carlsberg... you are all the same."
