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Money Workers earn it, Spendthrifts burn it, Bankers lend it, Women spend it, Forgers fake it, Taxes take it, dying leave it, Heirs recieve it, Thrifty Save it, Misers crave it, Robbers seize it, Rich increase it, Gamblers lose it, I could use it. --- Richard Armour

Success is relative. The more success, the more relatives. ---Bessie and Beulah

Your request for no MSG has been denied. --- A fortune cookie

I did not rise to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian --- A Bumper Sticker

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU COMMITTED SUICIDE? --- Actual US Court transcript

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police --- Jeff Marder

My favorite animal is steak --- Fran Lebowitz

I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law. --- David Dinkins, former mayor of NYC

Proofread your work to make sure you don't words out. --- Secretarial Training Guide

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