Warning!
	The following poem should be classified with such contemporary writing as; "The Bugalugs bum thief" - (Tim Winton) "The Day my bum went psycho" - (Andy Griffiths) "Zombie bums from Uranus" - (Andy Griffiths) "Bumface" - (Morris Gleitzman) It is; silly, all about a part of the body we all use, too controversial for some people. You have been warned! Read on at your own peril!
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