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| The Cracker Incident | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Numero uno in a series of 4 pictures. My friends Jackie (left) and Erin (right) rose to the challenge to eat six saltine crackers in sixty seconds made by a freshman (yes, we actually associate with freshmen!). They look a little snooty here, eh? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Caption: We're taking a trip back to elementary school, my dear Watson. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Erin is now attempting to fit 3 crackers in her mouth at the same time, then proceed to chew and swallow. I think Jackie might be going, "Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! GO!!" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Caption: Dude, I didn't know your mouth was that big! DAMN! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Well, the task is almost completed. No fatalities...as of yet. Time's ticking, ladies! Almost done! Get crackin'! 11...10...9...8... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Caption: (Jackie) Chomp, chomp, CHOMP! (Erin) Does anyone know the Heimlick??? |
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| It's all right, folks, no Irishwomen were hurt in the taking of these pictures. Yah, she spat the crumbs out in a paper bag (and I didn't get a picture! Grrr!), but after that, she was okay! Apparently, the crackers form into a ball that's really hard to get down (because of the moisture n' stuff) and it sticks either to your cheek or to the back of your throat. Hmmm..need I remind you a freshman came up with this stunt? Nah, I didn't think so. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Caption: (Jackie) I hate it when it gets stuck to your teeth! ARGH! (Erin) Uh....help?! I'm turning blue, dammit! |
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