Name:  Bullet Head or Mike
Occupation:  Bikini Model
Status:  Ask Dusty
Name:  Jacob
Occupation:  Beer Patrol
Status:  Drunk
Name:  Liz
Occupation:  Fubu Model
Status:  She's with Jackie Chan
Name:  Ducky
Occupation:  Beer Tasting
Status:  Luv's Brent
Name:  Haus
Occupation:  Weekend cotton picker
Status:  Pimpin'
Name:  Mary
Occupation:  Party Animal
Status:  That's some poopy shit
Name:  Megan
Occupation: Retired
Status:  She's Engaged
Name:  Charlie (Chachi)
Occupation: A damn Marine!
Status:  Drinkin beers beers beers
Name:  Kate or Ethel
Occupation: Kickin Ass
Status:  PIMP
Name:  J.J.
Occupation: A Crazyyy Bastard
Status:  Floatin the Keg