Rugby Songs

Days Of The Week

Monday's a working day! Monday's a working day! Is everybody happy? You bet your ass we are!! Monday's a working day! Tuesday's a finger day! Is everybody happy? You bet your ass we are!! Monday's a working day! Tuesday's a finger day! Wednesday's a whacking day! Is everybody happy? You bet your ass we are!! Monday's a working day! Tuesday's a finger day! Wednesday's a whacking day! Thursday's a practice day! Is everybody happy? You bet your ass we are!! Monday's a working day! Tuesday's a finger day! Wednesday's a whacking day! Thursday's a practice day! Friday's a fucking day! Is everybody happy? You bet your ass we are!! Monday's a working day! Tuesday's a finger day! Wednesday's a whacking day! Thursday's a practice day! Friday's a fucking day! Saturday's a rugby day!! Is everybody happy? You bet your ass we are!! Monday's a working day! Tuesday's a finger day! Wednesday's a whacking day! Thursday's a practice day! Friday's a fucking day! Saturday's a rugby day!! Sunday is the lords day! Amen.

Follow The Band

My Lover's a mason, a mason, a mason a mighty fine mason is he. All day he lays bricks, he lays bricks, he lays bricks and when he comes home he lays me. Chorus: So drink a little, fuck a little, Follow the band. (TOOT TOOT) Follow the band with a cock in your hands. Drink a little, fuck a little, follow the band. Follow the band all the way. carpenter: pounds nails - pounds me baker: kneads dough - kneads me skier: jumps humps - humps me jockey: rides horses - rides me swimmer: swims laps - laps me plumber: sucks pipes - sucks me piano player: fingers keys - fingers me