| Quoteable Quotes |
| So many geniuses have been quoted, thier wisdom passed on to future generations through the insights they made in thier lifetime. These insights are not made by geniuses though, they where said by ordinary people, like you! In fact, chances are a large majority of these quotes where originally stated by you, so I hope you enjoy! |
| "Don't ask me for advice. My plans are to become a garbage man for God's sake." -Justin "Ski-doo? Ski-don't." -Miranda (In regards to Larry) "Someday he'll be eating chips off the highway and left-over french fries out of the dumpster!" -Sara Hall "You know Barbara, you've become the kind of person who plucks a man's heart, then sings to it, and loves it, then... THROWS IT TO THE GROUND AND SMASHES THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF IT!" -Sara Layher "I want to see some Stelettos..." "Oh no, they only come out at night!" - Christy "Do you think she wants a cake... Secretly?" - Fernando "Insestual, but insatiable!" - Nicholas (In reference to a nasty old man, trying to mack) "Wash it, clean it, cut it, go home!" -Diana (In reference to a truck) "Load it, flag it, drag it." - Miranda (Talking about working at KFC) "Bag it, tag it, stick it in a can." -Miranda "Is someone having a baby in my kitchen?" -Christy "We can sing the Johnny Appleseed song!" - Me "London is a wet T-shirt contest and I'm the big winner!" -Christy (In reference to a red-neck-tucky) "That genepool needs a little chlorine!" -Diana "We ain't no high-class bitches here!" - Lissa "Next stop, the maturnity ward!" - Dad (after seeing Sara Layher's dancing outfit) "Well, Birds can't run." - Miranda "(In reference to a shirt) "It reminds me of my room, and makes me feel safe." -Sara Layher "Just TRY and get up these steps without losing your breath!" (In reference to like 4 steps) -Fernando "No one can resist the glasses" "i.e. Sunglasses..." -Me "Jamie is the whory host of the Netherworld." - Nick "I seen!" -Diana "Don't give me the crazy eye... I INVENTED the crazy eye!" -Me "THERE'S my other shoe!" (whipping shoe out of her backpack) - Megan "The president thinks the war powers act is... Bitchen'." - Mr. Storm inturupted by Sara Layher "Did you get that lisence at WAL*MART!?" - Some lady Sara Layher pulled out in front of, out of the walmart parking lot. "Communication leads to visitation leads to fornication and fornication without hesitation always brings complications!" -Joey "Guess what we bought today? THONGS! And lot's of 'em!" - Sara Layher "If the butter is hard it tears the bread." -Erin "Little pork here, little pork there... pigs want CORN!" -Mr. Storm "Yeah, this CD seems to have a lot of 'yeah yeah yeah's' and 'oo oo oo's." -Miranda "Gypsies don't sleep, they stay up all night and bajangle!" -Me "Let me get a shovel so you can DIG your way out my ass!"-Lissa I NEED MORE! Home |
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