| The funniest thing about this is the "Advice Background. Newest quotes as of 4/13/05 "Happy fourteenth birthday Barb! (You finally got your period!)" ~Karolina across the table of 22 people at my 20th bday party. "When you start feeling like that Joey, you just put your hand over your heart and say, 'Some beach, somewhere.'" ~ Mom "What about this rain, huh?" ~Val "What a jack off face." ~Me "DID SOMEBODY SAY SLEEPOVER?" ~Val, Triina, Bree, Karolina, and myself in unison. "I'm not a pig, I'm a woman!" ~ Val "If Tim where a girl, I'd so want him to be a Bushwhacker!" ~ Me "So all the googlburgles are gay?" ~Val (never heard "Koocaburra sits in an old gum tree before) "What? Are you talking about sailors?" ~ Triina "Wow, I can't beleive you ate all that... cock." ~Val's wordplay on "cake." "No, you can't do CPR with mind bullets." ~ Mom "Got any surfer dudes? Dudettes? Any body surfers? I body surf!" ~ Val's Ocean Systems Teacher "When you come into my house you ain't gonna see no white Jesus, you ain't gonna hear no JOHNNY CASH... you might see a black Jesus... might hear a little... Tupac? ~ WMU teacher "I like juice and all, but yesterday I was just GUZZLING it!" ~M "I walked into a screen door once. I am really slow at understanding jokes sometimes..." ~ Sara Layher "We can't go to that Goodwill Barbara, thats the one ME AND ZACH go to." ~Joey "Whenever I fart I poop a little - every time!" ~Anonymous (Aren't you glad I put that as anonymous Erin?) |